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About Me Member Deviously Deviant MichelleFemale/South Africa Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Wed Dec 9, 2009, 8:32 AM
  • Mood: Seasonal
  • Listening to: Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"
  • Reading: The Scarpetta Factor
  • Watching: What I'm doing!
  • Eating: Who eats at the computer?!
  • Drinking: Mineral Water
That Will Teach Him:

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.


He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 1P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,

Dust,

And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.

Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,

He cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids,

And put them to bed.

At 9 P.M .

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.

Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: South Africa
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XS
  • Interests: Reading, writing, swimming, the beach, going to the gym, etc...
  • Favourite movie: The Count of Monte Christo, Oscar,The Birdcage, Father Of The Bride 1 & 2 and The Parent Trap
  • Favourite band or musician: Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Heart, Nickelback, etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Country, classic rock, rock...
  • Favourite artist: Michealangelo
  • Favourite poet or writer: Patricia Cornwell
  • Favourite style of art: Traditional
  • Operating System: ordered and precise
  • Skin of choice: I'm wearing it
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daria
  • Personal Quote: Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain
  • Tools of the Trade: My mind and peace and quiet

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Comments


:iconmerlinseye:
Thank you very much for the :+fav:s!

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~ Brad :painter:
:iconkarmacursed:
Thanks for the favs and the watch. You are awesome!
:horns:

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:bulletblue: I wonder if Jesus got pissed because he couldn't get laid his entire life? :bulletblue:
:bulletred: I'm a carnivore because I can't stand all those plants' lives being ended so violently just so vegans can eat.:bulletred:
:horns:
:spork:
:iconlibertelyrique:
Thanx,so are you! I particularly like your poem 'The Weeping Willow'. I like the way it follows the course of life through the various stages. Very astute. I like the way it flows.
:iconkarmacursed:
Yeah that's what I was trying to do to show how much things change but Mother Nature remains the same.

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:bulletblue: I wonder if Jesus got pissed because he couldn't get laid his entire life? :bulletblue:
:bulletred: I'm a carnivore because I can't stand all those plants' lives being ended so violently just so vegans can eat.:bulletred:
:horns:
:spork:
:iconlibertelyrique:
That's a good parallel...:)
:iconpygar:
Thanks very much for the :+fav:s! :bow:
:iconkeykey:
Just wanted to drop by and thank you for your support. <3

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R.I.P. Herbie - 4:15 PM, 11/04/05

And while everything seems to be going under
I just want it to all be the same
:iconlibertelyrique:
It's only a pleasure to come and check out your page and see what you've been up to! Thank you for favouriting my work. That means a lot! I'll drop by anytime you have something new posted. You know I love the way you write!
:iconlacharmeureuse:
Guess what? Tom was back in Lux with Chris, oh, about 3 weeks ago now and he brought back that Tiffany records (TR1) LaSalle CD with Carnival, Freedom, Wild, Curious, Say
Goodbye, Angel, Prostitution, No Man Happy, Take You There, and Liberty on it. Remember that one?? I love it! Especially Wild... I like how many things are going on in the background...
:iconlibertelyrique:
I remember that, of course. Funny you should mention that actually...must be mental telepathy! I was thinking about that just a few days ago and looking for my copy which I know was here, but damned if I can find it. Can you make me a copy and send it to me? Pleeeease?

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